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Lakeland Interview (a play)

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A play in One Act

This is a one-act play you might want to put on for your private parties or charity events. If I can help you with your staging by answering any production questions you might have, please let me know. Good luck with your production of this timely and charming play. If your group does put on this play, let me know how it turns out and how the audience enjoys it.

 

Characters in the Play:

 

COUNSELOR, Twenty-two years old, not too tall but well built. Blond hair cropped just short enough to give it that untamed, unbushed look, sparkling blue eyes. Look for an actor who has firm but full ass cheeks with a deep crack. While cock size is not the first requirement for this part, try to hire an actor who has at least nine inches to make the dramatic effect of the play more powerful. The actor's youth and his ability to act tough are more critical than dick size. He is dressed in a tight pair of white pants and a tight white tee shirt, like a hospital orderly or a gym instructor. His ass fills the seat of the pants nicely, and there is a sizable dick in the front.

 

FUCKFACE, thirteen years old, an angelic face and a smooth hairless body, not muscular in any way, and he must retain that boy look. He must have a youthful boyish voice, not too deep. Hair and eye color are up to you as director. The actor playing the boy must have large nipples. NOTE: You must start working on the nipples about four months before the play opens so they are appropriately distended and swollen.

 

Note: This is a very demanding part. Take care in auditioning the boys. Make sure that the boy you hire has no problem doing the tasks needed in the script. All tasks in the script must be performed and not faked so that the play has a realistic impact.

 

SHITFACE, sixteen years old, relatively well developed body. A jock type would be best for this role to contrast with Fuckface. It would be nice if he had a lock of hair falling over his forehead. He should be very cute. The part requires a large cock of at least seven inches.

 

The play should be done in an intimate theatre, so the audience can clearly see all the action.

 

Setting: a white room at Lakeland School for Boys

 

When the curtain rises or in the case of no curtain, the lights go on, we see a plain white room with some mats on the floor, and one doorway up left. The room looks immaculate and antiseptic. It remains empty for a few moments, then the door opens, and the counselor enters followed by Fuckface crawling, but not on his knees. He is on his hands and feet, so his ass sticks up, and his legs are spread wide. He is wearing very tight jeans and a tee shirt so small for him that his naked tummy shows.

 

SCENE 1

Counselor

Well, now, I hope you are not wasting my time. You know what a busy schedule I have. So you think you have completed your training and are ready to be released into the real world, is that it, Fuckface?

 

Fuckface

(Kneeling hands behind back, looking up at the counselor.)

 

Yes, sir.

 

Counselor

You seem nervous, Fuckface. Are you nervous?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir. I want this so badly, sir. I’ve worked very hard, sir. Please, sir, let me go back to my home and school.

 

Counselor

Don't you like it here at Lakeland Academy?

 

Fuckface

(Obviously terrified of making a mistake.)

 

Oh, yes, sir. I love it here. You have helped me so much, sir. But I do miss my school.

 

Counselor

How have we helped you, boy?

 

Fuckface

Oh, sir, when I came here, I was an arrogant little fuckup shit face asshole. I thought I knew it all, sir. I was a useless little brat that no one could handle.

 

Counselor

And what are you now?

 

(He smiles.)

 

Fuckface

(This is still hard for the boy to say.)


A pussy lipped boy cunt, sir.

 

Counselor

You didn’t say that with much enthusiasm, Fuckface.

 

Fuckface

A PUSSY LIPPED BOY CUNT, SIR.

 

Counselor

You’re a thirteen-year-old boy cunt. What does that mean to you?

 

Fuckface

It means, sir, that you taught me that my true purpose in life is to service the cocks and bodies of real men. That I’m a faggot piece of shit, who exists only for the pleasure of real men. I am a freak, a loser, and it’s only through your kindness and help that I exist at all. I must dedicate my worthless life to bringing pleasure to men everywhere.

 

Counselor

If we should return you to your school, what will you spend your time there doing?

 

Fuckface

I will spend all my time—every waking minute, sir—trying to suck off and to get fucked by as many boys in the school as I can. I will also seek their constant abuse.

 

Counselor

By as many boys, what about the teachers?

 

Fuckface

I will try to get fucked by as many teachers as well. By all males I encounter, even the janitors, and fathers, and brothers of my schoolmates.

 

Counselor

What about your own father and brothers?

 

Fuckface

Sir, you have helped me work out a plan to seduce my father and brothers. You have taught me how much I need my father’s dick to survive. You have taught me that I need my father's dick like a heroin addict needs another fix, sir. I’m such a fucked up faggot, sir. I crave my daddy's dick, sir.

 

Counselor

You really are a perverted, fucked up piece of sewage, aren’t you, cuntboy?

 

(The counselor rubs the lump in his trousers.)

 

Fuckface

Oh, yes, sir. Lakeland taught me that. I’m only good for one thing in this world, sir—serving dicks.

 

Counselor

I hope you aren’t just saying this out of here, boy. And I hope you aren’t just trying to please us to get out of here. You have to believe every word you say.

 

Fuckface

Oh…I do, sir.

 

Counselor

We'll see. Strip off your clothes, asscunt.

 

(The boy stands and slowly peels off his tee shirt showing his smooth flat tummy and large pink titties to the audience. He shyly opens his jeans and peels them down. He is not wearing any underpants as Lakeland rules forbid that. He should turn away slightly, so the curve of his little dickie and bubble butt is seen first. He then turns and faces the audience to reveal his cock and balls.

 

During rehearsals, the boy should wear a posing pouch so that the first time he was actually bare-ass naked is in front of a live audience. It increases his humiliation and makes the show better.)

 

Counselor

Jesus, kid, you got a small dick.

 

Fuckface

I'm sorry, sir.

 

Counselor

I bet you are. What do you jack off with, tweezers and a magnifying glass? Do you want to see a real man's cock and balls?

 

Fuckface

Oh, yes, sir...please, sir.

 

Counselor

You are a cock hungry little twat, aren’t you?

 

Fuckface

Oh, yes, sir. I’m hungry for cock all the time, sir.

 

Counselor

And you didn’t know that about yourself before you came here, did you?

 

Fuckface

No, sir. I thought I was a normal boy, sir.

 

Counselor

Shit. There’s nothing normal about you, boy. You’re as fucked up as they come. You’re a sperm accident, boy. And if it weren’t for your own parents' stupidity and our kindness, you would never have realized the truth about yourself.

 

(As he speaks, the counselor kicks off his tennis shoes and peels down his trousers. His dick looks enormous. It hangs over heavy balls.)

 

There, boy, take a look at that.

 

Fuckface

It’s beautiful, sir. It’s a beautiful prick and balls, sir.

 

Counselor

I'll bet my dick soft is thicker and longer than your cock when it’s hard, isn’t it?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir. Please sir, may I touch it?

 

(The boy starts to reach out.)

 

Counselor

Not yet.

 

(The boy’s hand withdrawals back.)

 

Look at these balls. Look at these scumbags. Are they big or what? And all sweaty, can you smell them?

 

(The boy stares at the genitals with a look of hunger with his mouth slightly open.)

 

Fuckface

Oh, yes, sir. I love nuts, sir. Your balls are really big and beautiful. I love how low they hang in your sack, sir. Please, sir, may I lick your balls, sir?

 

(His tongue pokes from his mouth slightly.)

 

Counselor

Fucked up thirteen-year-old slut, you’re determined to graduate from this place, aren’t you? If I let you lick my balls, the next thing you know, you'll want to lick my asshole.

 

(He has peeled off his trousers and tee shirt to stand bare-ass naked in all his masculine muscularity.)

 

Fuckface

Oh, god...yes, I want to, sir, but I would never think about it without permission, sir.

 

Counselor

You’d like to get your whore boy twat tongue up my sweaty asshole and lick for shit, wouldn’t you, boy?

 

Fuckface

Oh, yes, sir. I need to do that, sir. I hadn't sucked asshole since yesterday morning, sir, when I ate my breakfast out of Mr. Martin's asshole sir.

 

Counselor

Jesus, kid, your peanut dick is hard, and the head is wet. You do turn on fast. That’s a sign of proper training. You must have had good teachers. You know, I haven't seen you since you joined us over a year ago...you've come a long way pussy boy. Why don't you crawl closer and smell my dick? You would like that, wouldn't you? Thirteen-year-old boys love to smell jock dick.

 

(The boy crawls on hands and knees to the counselor. He keeps his ass high and his back arched. He keeps his legs spread wide, so his hard prick bounces and his thirteen-year-old hairless balls swing for the audience.

 

Counselor

That a girl, smell my balls and prick. Breathe in that pleasant heady dick smell. That dick smell is going to be your cologne from now on. You’re going to suck so much cock you’ll smell like dick all the time. I worked out before I came here, so I am nice and sweaty. You wanna smell my ass, boy?

 

Fuckface

Oh...please, sir, let this worthless whore smell your manly ass.

 

Counselor

Very good. Here, let me spread my ass cheeks so you can really get your nose in there and smell. Nothing like the smell of a man's asshole to really excite a horny little sex slut pussy boy like you, is there?

 

Fuckface

Nnnttthiiirrr

 

(The boy’s response is smothered by the ass cheeks around his face. The ass should envelop the boy’s face for aesthetic reasons.)

 

Counselor

You want me to blow a fart for you? Should I fart?

 

(The boy makes a grunting sound.)

 

All right, get ready to breathe in. Don't waste my precious farts. Never waste any man's farts. Here it comes.

 

(The counselor farts a nice loud fart. The boy breaths it in.)

 

What do you say, boy?

 

Fuckface

Thank you, sir, for letting me smell your wonderful fart, sir.

 

(The counselor turns around so that his half-hard dick hangs before the boy’s face.)

 

Counselor

Did you ever fuck a girl?

 

Fuckface

No, sir, I was twelve when I came here.

 

(He looks a little sad.)

 

Counselor

Well, you’ll never do it now, only dicks up your twat and down your throat from now on. That's all right with you, isn't it?

 

Fuckface

Oh...yes, sir. I love dick, sir.

 

Counselor

You like this big one hanging here in front of you?

 

Fuckface

Oh...yes, sir. I love it, sir.

 

(The boy lovingly eyes the prick. We never know if the boy has been truly trained or is doing this to get out of the school. The ambiguity is part of the play.)

 

Counselor

I fuck girls. I just fucked a girl before I came here. Her pussy juice is still on my dick. You wanna lick it off?

 

(The boy hesitates a moment. It is evident that he has never licked pussy juice.)

 

Counselor

What's the matter, Fuckface? You wanna go back to the training facility for more training?

 

Fuckface

Oh, no, sir.

 

(He is clearly terrified now.)

 

I really want to lick the pussy juice off your big beautiful dick, sir. Please let me, sir.

 

Counselor

You hesitated. You know what happens if you hesitate to follow an order. Back to the training room.

 

(The boy starts to tremble.)

 

Back to the room with the titty clamps and the riding crops. Back to nights in a cage. Back to the days in a toilet drinking the piss of everyone who relieves himself. Back to ball beatings and asshole stretching and electro torture.

 

Fuckface

(Screaming)

 

PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR PRICK CLEAN, SIR! I REALLY WANT TO!

 

Counselor

Okay then, but show some enthusiasm. I especially didn’t wash my dick as a present to you. My cock is coated in cunt juice. Now get up here and lick that cock clean. Lick that dick.

 

(The boy licks with great enthusiasm.)

 

That’s it, boy, use those pouty lips and that slut tongue. Gobble dick. Lick the head. Stick your tongue in the pisshole. Stretch that little boy mouth around my growing cock. Get it down your throat. Oh, yeah, I can feel it in your neck, dick slut. You learned to gobble prick real good. Suck my fuck tool, cuntmouth. Oh, shit! Enough, slut! I said enough!

 

(He pulls the boy’s face off his cock. Drool and fuck slime run from the kid's mouth. His tongue still reaches for the big dripping throbbing dick.)

 

Fuckface

Please, sir, I want some more.

 

Counselor

You are a real dick hungry sicko slut, aren’t you, boy?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir. I’m a dick hungry, sicko slut, sir. A cock tramp. A whore. A cunt teen. Sir!

 

Counselor

I can see you did well in your language class. Shit, look at my big fucker wave and bob. Look at the pre-cum drooling to the floor. Lick that off the floor boy. Good. Get it all up. All right, shitface, masturbation position number one.

 

(The boy throws himself onto his back and arches his body until he is supporting himself on feet and shoulders. His dick is the highest part of his up thrust torso. The boy fists his prick.)

 

Counselor

That’s it. You’re one cute little hunk. A dirty slut, but cute nonetheless. Pump that worthless prick, but don't cum. How big is your dick hard?

 

Fuckface

Its ___ inches, sir.

 

(The actor here should tell the actual size of his hard cock.)

 

Counselor

Ha. Pathetic. Good thing you’re not fucking girls. They wouldn’t even feel that in their cunts. Mine is ____

 

(Actor should tell the length of his dick.)

 

Now, stick some fingers up your ass-twat. Finger fuck your pussy. Arch up more. Stick that pecker in the air. How many fingers have you got up your twat, slutbreath?

 

Fuckface

Ugh...ugh...two, sir. Two fingers up my twat.

 

Counselor

Make it four if you want to graduate. Four fingers up your stretched out cunthole. Come on, shithead. Ram those fingers up there, or I'll beat your balls until they're swollen the size of softballs. Fuck yourself with those fingers. Fuck...fuck...fuck...keep beating off. Let’s hear you grunt like the fucking pig you are.

 

Fuckface

Ugh...ugh...ugh...ugh...ugh!

 

Counselor

All right stop!

 

Fuckface

Please, sir, may I cum. I haven't cum in so long.

 

Counselor

I said, stop! Now! You'll be punished for that. Now kneel here in front of me. Let me look at your titties. Push your titties out at me like a slut whore. Fuck, your dick is dripping like a leaky faucet. Lick that sex snot off the floor. Now kneel up. Come on, slut, you can do better than that. Stick those whore tits out at me. My, my, your nipples are large and puffy and stretched out. You have been working them, haven't you?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir. Mr. Cramer has been giving me nipple training. He says I should have sow tits.

 

Counselor

Mr. Cramer knows. They’re getting to look like a slut’s tits should look, starting to look like girl titties. That's what we want, isn’t it?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir. We want...

 

(Almost crying)

 

We want girls tits to prove I’m a slutty whore.

 

Counselor

That's right, dumbcunt, very good. And you’re just starting with your tit training. After you leave here—if you leave here—I hope you will continue with daily titty training. By the time you’re sixteen, your nipples should be such sensitive sow tits that you cannot ever wear a shirt. Man, I suddenly have to piss really bad. You want it, slutty?

 

Fuckface

Oh...yes, sir, please, sir.

 

(The boy opens his mouth wide.)

 

Counselor

Okay, toilet mouth, hold still. Here it comes. I've got a big fucking pisshole and a strong spray. Don’t spill a fucking drop.

 

(The counselor takes a long leisurely piss in the boy’s mouth. This will take some work in rehearsals so the actor playing the counselor can piss on cue.)

 

Counselor

Now, hold some of that strong yellow piss in your mouth and gargle it. You look really cute that way, gargling piss. Real darling. You have such an innocent baby face. All right, swallow. Now, let me slap your face with my floppy dick. Let’s see how hard I can slap your soft, smooth face with my dick, see if I can leave dick marks on your cheek.

 

(The counselor slaps the boy’s cheek with his hard cock a half a dozen times. The last one hits the cheek hard.)

 

Oh...that was a good one. Don’t move. Oh, this is getting me horny as hell. Do you want your pussy fucked?

 

Fuckface

Oh...god...yes, sir. Please...sir, fuck my pussy.

 

Counselor

Well, slut. Grind that ass. Entice me with it. Make me want that worthless dirty little slut hole. Spread your cheeks and let me see that dick ditch. Open that ass up.

 

Let’s see how much of my foot I can get up your cunthole. Squat over my foot. Spread your cunt. Fill that boy-twat with my foot. Jam more toes in. Come on, fuck it. Grunt like a pig. Bounce. Stuff your cunt. Fuck that foot. Never mind the pain.

 

All right, pig, on all fours. Here comes my dick right up your twat. You’re one hot little piece of fuckmeat. Here comes my dick. Down to the balls, twat, take it, you walking fuck machine. So deep, so hard, your boy hole will never close. You’re going to take so much dick up your twat, you’ll be like a mechanical doll that can’t function unless it has a key in its hole. Your key, my little fuck toy, is going to be prick—lots of prick, every day and every night.

 

Turn onto your back. Lift and spread those thin little slut legs. Wrap your whore legs around my waist. Fuck hard. Fuck as hard as you can. How does it feel to be thirteen years old and to know you were born to take dick up your ass-cunt? Born to be fucked. Give me a good fuck, whore, or its back to the training room with you.

 

You give every man a quality fuck, you hear? That's your mission in life. You’re goddamn lucky if any man even takes an interest in your worn out teen twat.

 

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna shoot real soon, baby. I'm gonna shoot my spunk up your pussy. Here it comes. Fuck back. Fuck against me. Push, cunthole! Oh, yeah...oh, yeah...wheeee...here it comes. Oh fuck...oh fuck...Oh...that was really something. I'm going to pull out now. Look at that dick!

 

(He should show the audience.)

 

Look how red and bloated my dick looks. It's completely covered in cock slime, cock snot, ass juice, and even some shit streaks. Get down there boy and lick my dick clean. What the fuck are you waiting for, a written invitation? Don't forget the balls. Some shitty slop dripped down onto my nut sack. Clean me off real good. Now lick the fuck slop off the floor too piggy. Pig boys got to learn to clean up after themselves.

 

Now onto your back, legs high and wide. Here's a tablespoon.

 

(He throws the boy a large tablespoon.)

 

Spoon the fuck slop out of your cunt and eat it.

 

(The boy, keeping his legs spread wide so the audience can see, spoons the cum and ass slime out of his ass and eats it.)

 

Counselor

Good...well done.

 

(He walks over and pushes a button on the wall. A naked boy of sixteen enters.)

 

This is Shitface. Shitface has been with us for two years. He's sixteen now. I think you two know each other, don't you, from some of your classes?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir. He was in my dramatics class. He was my partner for spit kissing, and we did the fucking scene from Romeo and Juliet together.

 

Counselor

I don't recall that scene, but I'm sure it was well done. Who did you play, fuckface?

 

Fuckface

Juliet, sir.

 

Counselor

And you took care of Romeo's big fat cock I'll bet, didn't you?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir. It’s not easy, sir, to recite Shakespeare while sucking cock, sir. But I got a B+.

 

Counselor

Yes, well...Shitface here is going to help us with your interview. Shitface, tell Fuckface what you just had for lunch.

 

Shitface

(A bit humiliated.)

 

Pizza, sir...a big pizza.

 

Counselor

And what was on your pizza, boy?

 

Shitface

(Gagging a bit.)

 

Shit, sir.

 

Counselor

(Smiling)

 

We call it the Lakeland Supreme Pizza. Describe it in detail for Fuckface.

 

Shitface

Well, it was...

 

(Gags)

 

...a pizza crust, deep dish, covered in shit sauce with hunks of turds in it.

 

Counselor

Anything else?

 

Shitface

Yes, sir...it was...it was covered with snot, sir.

 

Counselor

In fact, fourteen boys with colds blew their noses on your pizza just give you a special lunch. Anything else on your special pizza?

 

Shitface

Yes, sir. Cum, sir.

 

Counselor

Ah...yes. Twelve guys jacked off onto your pizza. And did you eat it all like a good little shitfaced cunt mouth?

 

Shitface

Yes, sir.

 

Counselor

And what did you have to drink?

 

Shitface

A large glass of horse piss, sir.

 

Counselor

Good. Now take this metal dish here and make yourself throw up. I want you to vomit into the dish. Puke up all that Lakeland Supreme Pizza for me. Fuckface, while he's trying to puke, suck his dick for him. Show me how Juliet sucks Romeo's big fat jock dick.

 

(Shitface sticks fingers into his mouth and pukes into the bowl, wretching his guts out until the bowl is full while Fuckface sucks his dick. shitake vomits his guts out...the bowl is full of stinking brownish puke.)

 

Counselor

You did a good job, Shitface. You may cum in Fuckface's mouth.

 

(He shoots down the kid's throat.)

 

What do you say, Fuckface?

 

Fuckface

Thank you, sir, for letting me suck on your big beautiful dick. Your cum was delicious.

 

Counselor

Okay, Shitface, get your slutty little ass out of here. Wait a minute. What is your class schedule for this afternoon?

 

Shitface

Dildo training with Mr. Sawyer, sir. And at three Asshole Eating Techniques. And Self-Inflicted Pain at five, sir. I’m doing needles in my scrotum, sir.

 

Counselor

Don't waste that class, boy. Don’t be afraid to hurt yourself bad. Trust the teacher. He knows how far a kid can go. Pain is good for you. Pain keeps teenage boys humble. You’re a real little stud, Shitface. Did you fuck a lot of girls before you came here at fourteen?

 

Shitface

I fucked twelve girls, sir.

 

Counselor

Well, your girl fucking days are through, aren’t they?

 

Shitface

Oh, yes, sir. I'm a shit eating boy cunt now, sir.

 

Counselor

You’re really cute. How would you like to spend a couple of days as my personal fuck toy?

 

Shitface

Oh, I would love that, sir.

 

Counselor

All right, we'll give you a try. Report to me tonight after dinner. I'll take some laxatives, and we'll have some real fun. Now, get out.

 

Shitface

(Beaming)

 

Yes, sir, thank you, sir.

 

(Exits)

 

Counselor

Now, Fuckface, here’s a nice big glass of piss taken from an overflowing urinal at an inner-city bar. And here in this bowl is your lunch, Puke à la Shitface. Get your worthless twat over there and eat your lunch.

 

(The counselor throws the boy some bread and then watches him eat. The boy scoops up the puke onto the bread and eats it. He does not gag. He eats all the puke and drinks the piss.)

 

Counselor

Was it good?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir, it was delicious.

 

Counselor

You’re really a disgusting piece of filth. You know that, don't you?

 

Fuckface

Yes, sir, I know that.

 

(He hangs his head in shame.)

 

Counselor

Can you suck your own cock?

 

Fuckface

No, sir, not yet, but I’m working on it.

 

Counselor

What kind of answer is that? I’m working on it. I'm wasting my time with you. You need retraining.

 

Fuckface

Oh...god, sir...no...please, sir....I'm ready, sir. I'm ready. I can't stand any more training...please, sir. Give me a chance.

 

Counselor

Your breath stinks of shit puke. Throw your legs over your head and piss in your mouth.

 

(The kid does at once.)

 

Look, whore. You know you need more training. Inside of yourself, you know it. Frightened as you may be, you know you are not ready. I'm not a fool, you know. I watched you eating that shit. You obeyed, but you didn’t eat with enthusiasm. You didn’t really love eating that boy shit. A well-trained boy loves anything out of the male ass. You still have selfish personal thoughts and desires. You see...if you’re well trained, you enjoy doing disgusting things to please your masters. You are being trained to be a mindless fuckhole, and you have not reached that level yet by a long shot.

 

(The boy must look destroyed. He must look as if he wants to die.)

 

Fuckface

Oh...god.

 

Counselor

We'll schedule another interview for you in two months. Until then, work harder. Think only about cock. Get rid of all other thoughts. Every time you catch yourself thinking about something else—anything else—swat your balls good and hard and get your mind back on dick. Report all stray thoughts to your counselors so they can properly punish you. I know that sometimes you still think about girls secretly, about how you would like to fuck a girl. You must get rid of all those evil thoughts. Report yourself anytime you even think about a girl. Embrace your training. Embrace the pain. I want to see a boy back here who really needs cock to live. Dismissed.

 

Fuckface

(Sobbing)

 

I need cock. I need cock. I need cock.

 

Curtain.